Rondi had twenty-two beautiful teeth. Everyone else had twenty-four. Rondi was missing her two front teeth. And those were the most beautiful teeth of all.
"Your front teeth are so cute," said Mrs. Jewls. "They make you look just adorable."
"But, Mrs. Jewls," said Rondi. "I don't have any front teeth."

Myron had big ears. He was elected class president. The children in Mrs. Jewls's class expected him to be a good president. Other presidents were good speak¬ers. Myron was even better. He was a good listen¬er.
But he had a problem. He didn't know what a class president was supposed to do. So he asked......

Louis had a red face and a mustache of many colors. He was the yard teacher at Wayside School. It was his job to see that the children didn't have too much fun during lunch and recess.
And if you haven't already guessed, he is the one who wrote this book.
On June tenth there was a blizzard. Louis was afraid that the children would have too much fun, so nobody was allowed outside.

Dameon had hazel eyes with a little black dot in the mid¬dle of each of them. The dots were called pupils. So was Dameon. He was a pupil in Mrs. lewis's class.
Mrs. Jewls was about to show the class a movie. She turned out the lights. When it was dark, Dameon's pupils got bigger.

Calvin had a big, round face.
"Calvin," said Mrs. Jewls, "I want you to take this note to Miss Zarves for me."
"Miss Zarves?" asked Calvin.
"Yes, Miss Zarves," said Mrs. Jewls. "You know where she is, don't you?"
"Yes," said Calvin. "She's on the nineteenth story."....

This story contains a problem and a solution.
Deedee was a mousey looking kid. Unlike most children at Wayside School, she liked recess better than spelling. As soon as the recess bell rang, she would jump up from her seat and run out the door.

Dana had four beautiful eyes. She wore glasses. But her eyes were so beautiful that the glasses only made her prettier. With two eyes she was pretty. With four eyes she was beautiful. With six eyes she would have been even more beautiful. And if she had a hundred eyes, all over her face and her arms and her feet, why, she would have been the most beautiful creature in the world.

Dameon had hazel eyes with a little black dot in the mid¬dle of each of them. The dots were called pupils. So was Dameon. He was a pupil in Mrs. lewis's class.
Mrs. Jewls was about to show the class a movie. She turned out the lights. When it was dark, Dameon's pupils got bigger.

Bebe was a girl with short brown hair, a little beebee nose, totally tiny toes, and big brown eyes. Her full name was Bebe Gunn. She was the fastest draw in Mrs. Jewls's class.

Allison had pretty blonde hair and always wore a sky-blue windbreaker. Her windbreaker was the same color as her eyes. She was best friends with Rondi. Rondi had blonde hair, too, but she was missing her two front teeth.